Name | Breed | Level | Age |
 PnSh "Everyone outsources their party pies and sausage rolls these days.” | French Bulldog | 12 | 34 |
 APnSc "How's my old chook?." | Rottweiler | 13 | 34 |
 JAW "I’m really discovering who I am and I like what I’m finding.” | Labrador Retriever | 11 | 34 |
 APnH "Little baby cheeses? Oh little baby Jesus, Kim, Jesus." | Bearded Collie | 13 | 34 |
 APnFT "Look at moy! Kimmy look at mooyyy." | Porcelaine | 12 | 34 |
 JPnH "This calls for BBQ Shapes and a bottle of Baileys!" | Australian Cattle Dog | 6 | 17 |
 APnM "You are such a fair-weather second-best-friend, Sharon!" | Sussex Spaniel | 13 | 34 |
 Puppy 5 | American Staffordshire Terrier | 1 | 6 |
 JARO “Brett, I’m gonna make you your favourite meal tonight – rack off lamb.” | Chesapeake Bay Retriever | 13 | 34 |
 APnO “Everyone’s so self-obsessed. Am I the only person around here thinking about me?” | American Staffordshire Terrier | 13 | 34 |
 PnHT “Flowers aren’t a present Brett, they’re a garnish” | Weimaraner | 12 | 34 |
 PnA “For your information, Mum, I do have a date, a sticky date.” | Belgian Sheepdog | 12 | 28 |
 APnT “I just want to go bush, you know, somewhere off the beaten track…. Noosa.” | Carolina Dog | 13 | 34 |
 APnFr “I just want to look groovy” | Scottish Deerhound | 13 | 34 |
 JAS “I like to keep myself trim, Kim. Does it make me a crim to keep myself trim?” | Siberian Husky | 12 | 34 |
 APnR “If it’s not Dotti or Witchery, don’t talk to me.” | Ibizan Hound | 12 | 34 |
 APnSc “In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m an emotional wreck at the moment.” | Dutch Shepherd | 12 | 28 |
 APnSh “It's noice, it's different, it's unusual.” | Chihuahua | 13 | 28 |
 PnP “Some second-best friend you turned out to be.” | Anatolian Shepherd | 12 | 34 |
 JAD “You know it’s really good you called me today, I was flat out killing time at home” | Shikoku | 13 | 34 |
 APnHu “You know your beeswax? Why don’t you mind it?” | English Foxhound | 12 | 34 |
 PnFl “You think Brett is the bees knees.Well let me tell you, mum, bees knees are hard to live with 24/7" | Smooth Collie | 12 | 34 |
 AE “You’re not a freckle, you’re a mole” | Smooth Fox Terrier | 12 | 34 |