Youth Salad

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall. Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out. The mysterious diary records the voice. For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn't consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived. As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag. It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy. Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic. My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession. The heat He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow. Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso. She looked into the mirror and saw another person. The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours. She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head. I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig. The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there's a long way to fall. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs. She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night. He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house. At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was living an experience. To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons. It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun. I'm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model. Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack. The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants. My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles. The crowd yells and screams for more memes. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either. His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row. The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm. He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant. He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind. The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer. It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday. When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery. Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen. She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams. Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts. Be careful with that butter knife. There's a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels. Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head. Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it. It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun. David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding it. He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class. He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty. It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn. He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny. Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity. The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen. The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public. It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair. The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable. He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore. As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment. Mary plays the piano. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah. The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected. As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature. I'd rather be a bird than a fish. I'm confused: when people ask me what's up, and I point, they groan. The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf. The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks. I trust everything that's written in purple ink. The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out. Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus. She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another. Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso. Sixty-Four comes asking for bread. The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us. He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea. It's important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears. Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire. The beach was crowded with snow leopards. The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived. There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable. People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food. The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner. His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars. I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing. The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable. They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage. Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night. Be careful with that butter knife. He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then. The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.

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