GHOST'S BORK BORK PLACE FOR BORKING AT HUMANS

HENLO! TIS MWAH, GHOST! PUT ALL YOUR FPD AND FPP IN THE TIP JAR WHILE I EAT THE CASH REGISTER, OR ELSE! THEN PLEASE GO PUT YOURSELF IN A CAGE SO I CAN BORK AT YOU WITH ME FRIENDS. YOU CAN BUY CONCESSIONS OVER WITH THE CRITTERS! JUST DROP ALL YOUR BELONGINGS INTO THEIR CAGE AND THEY WILL GIVE YOU THREE BLADES OF GRASS WITHIN A HOUR OR SO! ALL THE OTHER GRASS IN THIS PLACE HAS DOG POOP ON IT, SO IF YOU WANT ANYTHING EDIBLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY IT! ALSO, YOU'LL HAVE TOO FEED ANY FOOD ALREADY ON YOU TO THE DOGS! IF ANY OF THESE RULES ARE NOT FOLLOWED, ME AND MWAH FRIENDS WILL ATTACK.

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