Morning Dew Kennel

'The world needs dreamers, and the world needs doers, but above all the world needs dreamers who do' ~ Sarah Ban Breathnach

Read on, you'll enjoy (I hope) :)

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

7. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

10. Say excitedly to the nearest person, "Guess what?" then pause and go back to whatever you were doing.

Ten things I know about you!

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human

3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to say the letter P without separating your lips.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person, and everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to copy and paste this into your profile and make another person's day brighter.

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Ah, the unfairness of the limitations that dogs have to suffer when trying to pull of a particularly complex facial expression.

(This is not my photo)

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RIP Luna. I'll always have you in my heart and I will always think of you.

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"We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly, that beyond doubt, if animals were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form."

-William Ralph Inge

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Luna and our Guide Dog Puppy, Ridley, who was in training at the time (she is working now).

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If you have questions about any of the breeds I have, I can probably help you with them. PM me and I'll give it a shot!

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My labeling system: Dog name (HH count, litter size) {Notable colors, either phenotype or genotype.}[If notable, XPM]

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