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"Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" -Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Quotes from My Guild and People in it

Their imperfections are the key to their perfection. -Darky (#1157551).

Trust always leads to betrayal. -Shadow, leader of Sky Pack.

Have you come to spread your misery to the new generation?-Larka of Truth Pack to House.

He is a clam; you need to crack open the hard shell to get to the pearl inside. -Scar, leader of Truth Pack, speaking of House.

Hugh Laurie Quotes

Yes, he is, he’s a man with ego, he has his vanities, but by and large he’s not in it for applause; he’s not doing what he does because he wants people to think better of him, and that I think is a heroic quality. -Hugh Laurie, speaking of why Dr House is his hero.

Here’s a character who’s powerfully damaged… in many ways, for all his gifts and talents, he’s a rather lonely figure… tortured. And I think people’s natural, human desire to heal and help… people feel sorry for him in a way. I think that accounts for some of the audience’s investment. -Hugh Laurie, speaking about why people around the globe are so vested in Dr Gregory House.

I'm mad as I am and no madder. -Hugh Laurie.

Gregory House Quotes

Truth begins in lies. -Gregory House.

I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask. -Gregory House.

You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat. -Gregory House.

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies, the only variable is about what. -Gregory House.

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? -Gregory House.

Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it. -Gregory House.

I look for zebras because other doctors have ruled out all the horses. - Gregory House.

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate. -Gregory House.

There's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up. -Gregory House.

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite. -Gregory House.

I'm not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don't have to worry about me. -Gregory House.

You can have all the faith you want in spirits and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don’t be an idiot. ‘Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways. -Gregory House.

Either God doesn't exist or God is unimaginably cruel. -Gregory House.

You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic. -Gregory House.

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