Green Hills Kennel
Fake Friends - Have never seen you cry. Real Friends - Have a wet shoulder from all of your tears.
Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends - Know a few things about you. Real Friends - Could write a book about you.
Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door. Real Friends - Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake Friends: Call your mum and dad Mrs. and Mr. Real Friends: Call them mum and dad
Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over. Real Friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "pile up!"
FAKE FRIEND: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Man ... we messed up ... but that was sure fun.
Fake Friends - Are for a while. Real Friends - Are for life. Fake Friends - Will read this. Real Friends - Will give a thumbs-up and copy and post this like I did.